Someone’s Getting Chubby
Webster loves to eat. Whenever there is food, there he is, under foot, patiently waiting, sometimes stooping to whatever cheap tactics will make him look utterly adorable so that you’ll be charmed into bending over to give him a morsel of whatever it is that you’re eating. Never mind that such tactics have worked often enough that he has now gotten chubby. So chubby, in fact, that he broke out of his previous “small dog” harness and has now graduated to a larger size with plenty of room to grow (see the pretty, red harness that now, literally, hangs off him?).
SOMEONE is going on a diet!
Sigh …
I know the feeling.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I was pondering a proper way to interject my penchant for potty humor into this conversation, but alas, it would be rude to place the pooch in the unenviable position of becoming the subject of a series of poop puns. Nevertheless, chubby though he may be, his cuteness rating remains high.
Now I shall return to my regularly scheduled potty puns….
November 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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